Well, earlier in the week my little man pulled his first "Free Willy" as a human being. By this I mean that somewhere around mid-diaper change he decided he was actually not finished with his business, and that it was a good time to continue. Needless to say no matter how quick you react, the final outcome is never pretty, but always humorous.
All this was brought about because tonight (literally minutes ago) my little man also pulled off his first "Open-Faced Cannon" as a human being. The key is whenever you think they're done, to always second guess yourself. This experience was out the other end this time and I would have given anything to measure the PSI of the ammo leaving his body. The only way to judge, is it was pressure enough to cover at least a good 4 ft. across the changing table.
Oh the things that make us laugh and have a good time as parents! After washing our hands, of course. Between these events, and the many expressions that my little buddy makes day in and day out, it makes you love more and more each day becoming a parent! Aren't we blessed to even be able to experience this precious gift!
He is going to be very unhappy with you one day when he reads this!!
ReplyDeleteAs a boy, Harper will be pumped to hear these stories. These are great stories that only Dad's would tell with pride. Oddly enough, all of us Dad's laugh at these and smile too. Who knows why bodily functions and their sounds make us always laugh so much, but they do. Great post.
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